Right. Let’s see here…wars we’ve been engaged in over the last 100 years:
WWI: How much oil did we get from that? Zero.
WWII: Oil? Zero
Korea: No oil there.
Vietnam: Nope. No oil
Panama: Can’t say we’ve gotten much oil there.
Grenada: Yeah…that would be a big “no oil”.
First Gulf War: Yeah…Saddam burned all his oil fields so….no oil.
Iraq: Don’t think we’ve gotten a drop of any oil from Iraq yet.
Afghanistan: Haven’t heard of any major influxes of oil from this turd bucket yet.
Libya Invasion: Considering how this place turned into a terrorist playground, I don’t see any oil from this useless scrap of real estate anytime soon.
So…yeah…we totally go to war for no reason other than all that oil that is just flowing into our country.
That must explain why gas prices here are so damn cheap.
Nice try, Buckwheat.
On the plus side, I hear Walmart is having a sale on tinfoil so, if you hurry, you should be able to get a new collection of hats.
Have a great day.
I sure wish we would go to war for oil… This $3.59 gas is bullshit..